Awkward Silences


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I'm a walking contridiction.

I'm growing, changing, learning who I am and who I want to be.

I'm trying.

I'm a wife, slave, animal lover, masochist, avid reader, real-life child and mother. I'm a big tree hugger.

I'm sarcastic, ambitious, paranoid, sensitive, loving, caring, dedicated, lazy, stubborn, happy, faithful, and perpetually curious.

I like sex and rainbows and porn and kitties and smoking weed and spiders and bugs and being smacked around and baking cookies and sucking cock. I'm not suitable for public consumption.

And the world goes on.

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Have a question?

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3 ways to win a ladies heart

1. Make her food

2. Make her cum

3. Let her nap

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I dont understand how someone can be so addictive
— 12:42am (via recovering-ballerina)

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Tagged: muthafuckin' romance

thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

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kool-aid-jammers:


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kool-aid-jammers:

why is that frog lower body on swole and why that fish getting tea bagged, this pic is too wild

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humansofnewyork:

“People waste way too much energy taking things personally. That Facebook post is probably not about you. It was probably an accident that you weren’t tagged in that picture. And the person you’re dating is probably acting sad because that’s how they respond to setbacks at work, not because of anything you did.”

humansofnewyork:

“People waste way too much energy taking things personally. That Facebook post is probably not about you. It was probably an accident that you weren’t tagged in that picture. And the person you’re dating is probably acting sad because that’s how they respond to setbacks at work, not because of anything you did.”

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